Tu Vuo fa l'Americano

You're acting all American; listen here, who's asking you to do so?

You want to be all trendy, but if you drink whiskey and soda, you'll always become ill.

You're dancing to rock'n roll and play baseball, but where did you get the money for Camel cigarettes? Your mom's bag.

You're acting all American, American, American... But you were born in Italy, so listen here; there's nothing you can do, ok Napoletano?

Good old song, reminds of some people I know from way back. And also, it's so nice to see that my self-tutoring in Spanish plays out real nice on my Italian, as well. Arrivederci.